Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum

      According to ThinkGeek:

     The Ancient Greeks did not consider the Unicorn a mythological creature – they believe it was real! Some people think this is silly, but we know the truth. Unicorns are real. They are a consolidation of everything right, good, honest, and innocent in the universe – and they fart rainbows. And when Unicorns fart rainbows, sometimes little pellets fall out.


It is the only way to fulfill your dreams of riding a unicorn, and yes I am talking to you Sir Montalban.


One Response to “Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum”

  1. cliffdiaz Says:

    mmmm… Sir Montalbon is gonna love this!

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